Meeting Prophet Says...

Is a Joke

Meetings are the bane of productivity, but our fearless leader, Meeting Prophet, has a different take on things. According to him, the more meetings the better. In fact, he's convinced that 3 hours of meetings is the perfect amount of time to get nothing done.

So, buckle up, Buttercup, and get ready for the most epic, most thrilling, most utterly unnecessary meetings of your life!

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